Andy XyzzyDear [NAME OF COMPANY] HR Person Who Has To Read My Garbage Cover Letter…Dear [NAME OF COMPANY] HR Person Who Has To Read Whatever This Is…Jan 27, 2021Jan 27, 2021
Andy XyzzyBroken Furby Beats Citrus Mussolini (Probably)America, we are knee-deep into primary season, with about seven months to go before the general election. Here is what I know for sure:Mar 11, 2020Mar 11, 2020
Andy XyzzyThe Cold Civil War, and How It’s Probably Already A ThingI mean, you know how this is going to play out. We all know, deep down, in our heart of hearts, how this is going to play out. In fact…Oct 9, 2019Oct 9, 2019
Andy XyzzyColin Kaepernick, Gonzo The Great, and Things Trump Voters Find Funny. Apparently. Somehow.Colin Kaepernick became a household name this year when he staged a one-man protest against police brutality and racism by refusing to…Nov 15, 20171Nov 15, 20171
Andy XyzzyI’ll say two nice things about John McCain…I’m going to say two nice things about John McCain right now. (Consider this a content warning. No, I didn’t vote for him.)Jul 26, 2017Jul 26, 2017