Andy XyzzyDear [NAME OF COMPANY] HR Person Who Has To Read My Garbage Cover Letter…Dear [NAME OF COMPANY] HR Person Who Has To Read Whatever This Is…3 min read·Jan 27, 2021----
Andy XyzzyBroken Furby Beats Citrus Mussolini (Probably)America, we are knee-deep into primary season, with about seven months to go before the general election. Here is what I know for sure:5 min read·Mar 11, 2020----
Andy XyzzyThe Cold Civil War, and How It’s Probably Already A ThingI mean, you know how this is going to play out. We all know, deep down, in our heart of hearts, how this is going to play out. In fact…18 min read·Oct 9, 2019----
Andy XyzzyColin Kaepernick, Gonzo The Great, and Things Trump Voters Find Funny. Apparently. Somehow.Colin Kaepernick became a household name this year when he staged a one-man protest against police brutality and racism by refusing to…8 min read·Nov 15, 2017--1--1
Andy XyzzyI’ll say two nice things about John McCain…I’m going to say two nice things about John McCain right now. (Consider this a content warning. No, I didn’t vote for him.)6 min read·Jul 26, 2017----